yay cuz I'm picking up Martha from the airport in like 13 hours.. *girly squeal* EEEEEeeee!!!!   

unyay cuz i didnt have a good day at work.. okay.. first...

before today i had met everybody who works at the deli cept one person.. and i've liked everybody.. cept may... cuz she has to make sure everything is done exactly right..  and i met the last person today.. and shes a fucking killjoy.. she contantly was getting on my case cuz i probly didnt make a good impression by making the "cardinal sin of the deli".. i tried to stick my water bottle in the walkin refrigerator.. fuck... i've stuck it in there since i started working in the deli and the manager, jakey doesnt mind.. so why the fuck is she getting on my case when she has no authority?  anyways.. she also stood behind me all the fucking 30 minutes her and i were working together.. she was critisizing everything i did.. well, if saying "you're doing it wrong" is critisizing.. then yea.. she was.. anyways.. i hate her.. wait.. i cant hate her until i know her better.. so right now its a Severe Dislike. 

on the lighter note.. some old bitchy lady from new york or something got in a fight w/ my savior (some guy in khaki safari clothing)... he bitched at her for bitching at me cuz i wouldnt lower the price of her deli meat.. i hate people who try to make me lower prices for them when i'm not allowed to.. and he completly called her a "ugly, old broad"  and told her to "fuck off"  and many other obsenities that i dont wanna say.. all she had to say about the ugly old broad comment was "you're no spring chicken either"  cuz he was rather old too.. but he looked like one of those explorers that explore the african jungle.. kinda like tarzans father-in-law on disneys tarzan.. he looked alot like him.. w/ the greyness and oldness and saggyness..

anyways..

 i <3 my savior..  

omg.. today sucked sooooooooo very much.. even tho i got paid.. i worked from 1-11... and for my lunch break i decided to go shopping at walmart.. there was a huuuge accident in between safeway and walmart.. and it took me 20 minutes to drive like 3 miles.. or is it 1 mile?  oh well, it took me forever to get there.. i shopped for like 10 minutes.. waited in line for 10 minutes.. and it took me 25 minutes to get back to work.. so i didnt eat anything for lunch.. and i didnt get any other fucking break after that either.. cuz my manager told me that i was supposed to help the customers in front.. and then restock the deli meats.. and i never got to the restocking the deli meats.. it was madness for a whole 7 hours..

                      MADNESS!!!

anyways.. i feel like shit.. and if i dont feel any better i'm callin in sick tomorrow.. anyways.. everything that could have gone wrong today did.. so i'm tired of things happening to me so i'm gonna lay in bed for a few days.. maybe that'll make me feel better..

I just got off work.. like a half hour ago.. at like 11:30.. that beats my time by a half hour.. beats last night by 30 minutes past when i was schedualed to go home.. (by the way, i'm schedualed to go home at 10..)  anyways.. i had not so much fun today.. i burned out after 2 hours.. cuz i hadnt had any caffiene for a couple days.. and the people were uber mean today.. more stupid than mean tho.. so many people.. oh, and when the other people went on break, i ended up all alone and yea.. got swamped.. sooo many people.. :S  i'm gonna go have nightmares about work today.. it scares me.. i'm sure that it would scare anybody.. but yea.. it scares me.. alot..

anyways.. i was told that i'm really liked at work.. and that i'm a fast learner.. i totally 100% thought i was slacking majorly.. but they think that i'm still a fast learner.. there must be some really dumb people who get that job if i'm learning fast.. i'm trying not to learn.. thats how slowly i'm learning everything.. seriously.. i am not even trying... but i guess thats all i have to do w/ working in a deli.. is not even try.. hrm.. i should try that more often.. try to not try.. hrm... god, i'm a fucking genius.. or however you spell that evil word.. i'll just refer to genius as smart mother fucker... god, i'm a smart mother fucker..  

i havnt decided if today is gonna suck or not..  maybe it is.. but who knows...  right now i'm at a tie for the coin flip.. maybe i should make it out of a total 7 instead of 6.. hrm.. oh well.. monkeys fly in hot air balloons and throw bananas at the british... i have a bunch of stuff to do soooz.. idk... i dont really wanna goto work today.. maybe its a sign.. or maybe its just human nature.  everybody wants to call in sick.. but only the select few actually do call in sick.. i cant call in sick tomorrow cuz tomorrow is payday.. and i want munies..

anyways.. i have come to the conclusion that my lil brother is crazy.. of course i've always thought of him as being crazy.. but now its a fact.. james, is crazy.. crazy as a crazy monkey.. or dog.. or elephant.. or giraffe.. or any other kind of crazy animal.. it could have a lil to w/ living with crazy people all his life but maybe not.. i'm not gonna skip to any conclusions to why he is crazy.. just that he is very much so... crazy..

people that buy stuff from the deli are crazy... they think that just cuz its sitting out that its fresher than something that they make.. nope.. the stuff that you get from the safeway deli is kinda gross.. like the meat has probly been sittin out in open air for like 4 hours.. at least.. and the salads.. omg.. the salads are made w/ reckless abandon.. i mean.. i've made those salads.. do you want to eat something I made?  no, and neither do i... specially salads.. salads w/ viniger and stuff that comes in prepackaged portions.. like the potato salad.. we just open up a box and pour it into a dish and stick it in the salad bar thingy.. and the hot foods that we make?  the only safe one is maybe the pannini.. and even that is questionable... i mean, the bread is stale as all hell.. and you could probly kill  someone with it.. its totally a weapon of mass distruction.. liiike jello.. MMmmm.... i love the smell of jello in the morning...

anyways... back to the deli.. and i have proof the people who goto the deli are crazy.. some of them have those permanent happy faces that only dissapear when you get them home and they get all mad for no reason.. and then theres the people who "WANT TO BE SERVED NOW!!!"  cuz they're in a "bigger hurry" and "are more important" than the other people in line.. you know what i say to them?  well, if you're cutting in line.. i'll double the prices on your ass..

after like 7:00pm i lower prices depending on how nice the person is to us deli people.. like if someone comes up and demands to be fed, i dont lower the prices on all the stale food that has been sitting around all day.. but if a cute kid comes in.. and is just looking at the food acting like s/he wants something i give stuff to them for free.. i call them "samples"  and i still give them like over $5 of stuff from the deli.. i just toss it into a bag.. and the kids are all happy.  makes it almost worth working at safeway just for the look on their faces.. cuz its priceless..

anyways...

monkeys fly in hot air balloons and throw bananas at the british...

I got a call from my manager an hour ago sayin that i get to go into work at 1pm instead of 5... thats good cuz more hours = more money.. but bad cuz yea.. its gonna be another 9 hour day.. and i end up spending money on those days.. oh well, i'll just run over to walmart real quick tomorrow or sumthing during my lunch break..